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An Open Letter to NY Giant Geoff Schwartz

An Open Letter to NY Giant Geoff Schwartz

This first appeared in the New Jersey Jewish News: Dear Mr. Schwartz, When I first heard that you, an offensive guard for the New York Giants, are planning on playing against the Dallas Cowboys on a game unfortunately scheduled to begin after sunset on Sunday, Sept. 13, the first night of Rosh Hashana, I have to admit that I was a bit crestfallen. I know that when you were a college freshman on the University of Oregon team, you took…

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Dream Come True by The Halftime Show

Dream Come True by The Halftime Show

Dream Come True – a love song of sorts – is something I wrote especially for my beloved of almost 20 years. Our anniversary is next month! My band, the Halftime Show, is a project with my friends Ben and Craig and occasionally Dave – who helps out big time on this number both producing and banging the drums in a reggae style. So far we played one benefit event and one birthday party, but we’ve got our eyes set…

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#Throwback to Fifth Grade

#Throwback to Fifth Grade

I was cleaning out some files and I found this gem. It is my daughter’s fifth grade project: Interviewing me about my fifth grade experience. I can’t help but love this introduction to journalism. Where did you go to school in fifth grade? In fifth grade I went to the North Carolina Hebrew Academy, which was a Solomon Shechter school in Charlotte. How did you get there? My father drove me to school in his Dodge Dart.  What did you…

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Because someone had to write a Jazz tune for the Omer.

Because someone had to write a Jazz tune for the Omer.

This is still one of my personal favorites from my Jewish seasonal song cycle year. I read the statistic recently that 3% of Americans like Jazz. (Which sounds a few percentage points low, right?) Considering that probably .003% of Americans like songs about the Omer and 3% of Americans like Jazz, the 267 views on this video probably represent 99% of the potential audience. But maybe there are one or two more people who might dig this? I hope so….

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Passover Warehouse

Passover Warehouse

  Welcome to the Passover Warehouse! That’s right folks, you’re ONE STOP SHLEPPING for all the ridiculous bargains you look for in the Passover aisle! We got a fantastic play/skit that reviews the key points of the Exodus narrative for the seder. featured by PJ Library We got a collection of clean jokes for your seder. featured on Haggadot.com We have a quirky poem you could add to your seder. Popular with fans of Michael Jackson  And, wait, what’s this? We got…

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